{"id":1,"date":"2026-09-16T06:47:28","date_gmt":"2026-09-16T06:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jb50.uk\/?p=1"},"modified":"2026-09-16T07:09:25","modified_gmt":"2026-09-16T07:09:25","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jb50.uk\/?p=1","title":{"rendered":"Hello you."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Welcome to jb50.uk \u2014 a small corner of the internet where I escape from Spinchat\u2019s questionnaire\u2011enthusiasts and enjoy normal conversation.<\/strong> If you\u2019ve arrived here from Spinchat, hello. You\u2019re already doing better than the people who open with \u201cage? pic? email? postcode?\u201d before remembering to say hi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This site is just me: the same bloke who pops into Spinchat late at night after a film, enjoys a laugh, and avoids anyone claiming their mother is stranded overseas and urgently needs freight shipping. After you&#8217;ve shipped the third mother, you beging to get suspicious of their motives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have a look around, say hello if you want, and enjoy the peace and quiet. No drama, no interrogations, no phishing forms disguised as conversation \u2014 just a place to be human.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to jb50.uk \u2014 a small corner of the internet where I escape from Spinchat\u2019s questionnaire\u2011enthusiasts and enjoy normal conversation. If you\u2019ve arrived here from Spinchat, hello. You\u2019re already doing better than the people who open with \u201cage? pic? email? postcode?\u201d before remembering to say hi. This site is just me: the same bloke who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jb50.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jb50.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jb50.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jb50.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jb50.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jb50.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12,"href":"https:\/\/jb50.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/12"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jb50.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jb50.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jb50.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}